When the FDA set off its secret weapon; the “premium cigar eliminator regulations”, mass confusion and fear shook the cigar world!!! When??!? el newbie Nation?? Day ZERO: AUGUST 8th, 2016. Since that day premium cigar prices are skyrocketing! and regular prices are the new sales prices!! el newbie nation!! our precious newbie cigars! post IPCPR are boxes! boxes!! and more boxes!!! all “sold out”!! forget about 5 packs! A 5 pack now is the 10 pack price! a tenner is a box!! and a box is a home reverse mortgage!!! el newbie Nation we as premium cigar consumers are in shock as the rest of the world!!! Unsure of how deep we want to dig for our smokes! el newbie Nation! now more than ever we must support the effort to find a cure for this debilitating Ciga-pocalypse and the spread of Cig-ombies! by purchasing premium cigars!! to express our love! passion! and individualism! as American citizens have a right too!!! (Did I get the Shatner moment down??). Wait a moment el newbie Nation, this just in!!:
1.) DATA: “The FDA’s new regs will put most of these cigar companies out of business by subjecting each new blend to a costly, complicated approval process that involves some 5,000 hours of testing and could take years to complete. Makers must prove that each new cigar is “substantially equivalent to” (whatever that means) the blends sold before.”. (The Latest In The Never-Ending Assault On Our Freedoms. One Of These Is Lethal. – September 13, 2016 – Forbes) Source: CIGAR RIGHTS OF AMERICA email@example.com
2.) DATA: “The new FDA rules would force all new premium cigars to undergo a “pre-market review process.” This process requires that manufactures prove their products meet certain requirements before they can go to market by submitting hundreds if not thousands of hours of paperwork per product. Since the FDA defines new cigars to include new blends, which can change seasonally for smaller manufactures, the compliance costs could overwhelm many small-cigar businesses.”. (Small business owner: FDA rules threaten Florida heritage of hand-rolled cigars. – by Azarias Cordoba – August 17. 2016 – Orlando Sentinel) Source: CIGAR RIGHTS OF AMERICA firstname.lastname@example.org
3.) DATA: “The truth is logic and intellect cannot make sense of the new FDA regulations so we must fall in line and support the IPCPR (IPCPR.org) and CRA (cigarrights.org) in our fight for freedom.”
“Our apathy and frivolity will destroy this industry if we do not work together to preserve it.” (What’s Next – Focusing On Success – Get On The Bus – The Tobacconist Newsletter – August 22, 2016 – TOBACCONISTUNIVERSITY.org)
el newbie Nation! with fewer premium cigars we will find it difficult to ignite that new DECA-TORCH! or chop with the Micron Bio-Carbon Cutter!! el newbie Nation will not go out like that!! we claim out right to puff and will fight back!!! If we can’t buy, then we will Donate to help stop government conspiracy takeovers!!
Tobacconist Tip #625
A 70/70 (temperature/humidity) rule is approximate in that you can or may prefer to keep your cigars within a couple of percentage points of these levels. Temperature must not exceed 70 F.
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