efduh? Ciga-pocalypse 2016: Day 102 – Today unnamed officials high up the Federal food chain administration discovered the holiday bonuses, promised by the release of this efduh? strain causing the Premium cigar industry Ciga-pocalypse was unavailable! and promptly brought the issue before the outgoing POTUS! who promptly referred the officials high up to the incoming POTUS!! Sources close to the bonus crisis, and on condition of anonymity, suggested that the incoming POTUS was about to light up a COHIBA B52 when the officials high up interrupted the moment, and promptly blew his toupee’!! The result, these anonymous sources say, was an immediate freeze on all new regulations pending further review; including the creators of efduh? from further forays into the Premium cigar industry! the officials high up were ordered to exact a penalty on the “Deeming Rules” creators, and promptly halted the refusal of pre-market tobacco products; Furthermore, the sources cited the officials high up findings of cost overruns, inadequate documentation inventory, and a large overdrawn budget account!!!
el newbie Nation! this leaves the global Premium cigar industry in limbo!!! thanks to the Ciga-pocalypse causing creators of efduh?!! and waiting for the incipient transfer of POTUS Power! But the damage is already done in time for the holidays! el-cigar-newbie is as affected as all of el newbie Nation when the word came down from certain officials of the worlds medical community, “…only time will heal those Premium cigar smokers suffering from their eyebrows stuck to their hairline above their foreheads…”??? the cause of this phenomenon was given as mostly due to high prices!!!
Reporting from the enN Underground, please pardon my pleonasm, and as sycophant for el newbie Nation, it is the duty as a fellow cigar lover for el-cigar-newbie to bring you the most thought-provoking, and in-depth view of our beloved Premium cigar industry!!
Tobacconist University Tip #657:
Most, dark, air-cured tobacco varietals originated from “Cuban seeds”, so the concept of marketing “Cuban seed cigars” is meaningless. Consumer beware!
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ELO Series – Last Breath Sancti Spiritus