Completing el newbie Nation’s year in review, in this post, and for the first time! el-cigar-newbie will reveal this year’s First Time Smokes favorites! but first from the el newbie Nation underground!
Anonymous sources are reporting that federal big wigs, left out in the holiday bonus cold, were given a reprieve to collect their bonuses!! How!? The authorization by the FDA (incoming POTUS approved!) to move back the deadline for Premium cigar companies to list their ingredients!!! Hoping to refill their empty coffers!!! The FDA, knowing that the efduh? causing ciga-pocalypse deeming rules business failure, creating hordes of cig-ombies roaming the country side cigar lounges, and herfs; literally stopped Premium cigar companies in their tracks with tobacco in hand, and unable to get it to market because of said deadline!!! Now! now! they want the empty coffers refilled! and are play acting nice to refill them! just in time for the holidays!!!
Hey! you guys and gals at on the IPCPR board!!!! what’s up with Las Vegas!!! there are better places in the U.S.A. to hold the convention!! like Charlotte, North Carolina!!!! we got a convention center too! luxury hotels too!! excellent southern climate!!! And!! and!! much more!!! Well, el newbie Nation! let’s just close out this year on a more positive note!
TOBACCONIST UNIVERSITY TIP #539:
John Rolfe was the first colonist to cultivate tobacco commercially in Jamestown (VA) in 1612. It was so economically successful that incentives had to be created to encourage colonist to grow food.
el-cigar-newbie’s Favorite First Time Smokes Since the Last Post: In alphabetical order.