Cranky? Can’t Concentrate? Too Noisy? Here’s The Cure!

Yes! el newbie Nation! A scientific and medical phenomena! can you say “I’m healed!!”? And yes! el-cigar-newbie will offer luciferous data! now revealed! and the symptoms of them, as only renown authorities can explain!…

UPDATE!! Live from the enN (el newbie Nation) Newsroom! Day 233  of the 2016-17 CIGA-POCALYPSE!!!:

The publicly excoriated FDA, and it’s efduh? deeming rules causing all premium cigar prices to rise into outer cloudland! Even! even! the “Segundo” are now being sold at “Primero” prices!! We cigar lovin’ puffers will become Cig-ombies! Cig-ombies?! el-cigar-newbie won’t! won’t! settle for machined!! el newbie Nation will you settle?? NO!!! Premium handmade! or go wander the streets! herfs! and lounges! stogie stub hunting like the rest of the Cig-ombies!!

To make matters worse! el-cigar-newbie’s internal sources reported, and on condition of anonymity; there won’t be a review of this efuh?deeming rules until August 2017?!?! And! and! the feared United States Justice Department will come the defense of the FDA!!!??? Really?! So much for the CEOoTUS promise of less government!!! Keep emailing your Congressmen, And Senators!!

“There is an illness that has been documented by poets for centuries. It’s symptom’s include a flushed face, increased heart rate, appetite loss, restlessness and daydreaming. It’s Spring Fever, that wonderfully amorphous disease we all recognize come April and May.” (by Christie Nicholson, 03/22/2007, Scientific American)

” Spring Fever is not a definitive diagnosis category, but I would say it begins as a rapid and yet unpredictable fluctuating mood and energy state that contrasts with the relative low [of the] winter months that precede it.” (says Michael Terman, Director of the Center for Light Treatment and Biological Rhythms – Columbus Medical Center – date na)

“In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.” (Alfred Lord Tennyson)

“It’s Spring Fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want, oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it, just fairly makes you heartache, you want it so!” (Mark Twain)

And there you have it el newbie Nation!! Spring Fever brought out into the light!! WHAT?? The cure???!!! get plenty of rest, stay busy, breath deeply, and don’t forget to smoke a cigar or two!

OKAY! okay! APRIL FOOL!!!

TOBACCONIST UNIVERSITY TIP #641

The first consumer humidifiers, and many pipe tobacco humidifiers are made of hardened clay. The clay brick is soaked in water until it stops emitting air bubbles. It is then wiped down and placed back in the humidor. These units have to be perfectly sized to the humidor to be effective.

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