Another Annual el-cigar-newbie Birthday Bash!!!

Salsa! Merenge!! G Funk p-e-e-u-u-u-u!!! From! Until?? The New e-c-n PICTURE PERFECTO CIGAR LOUNGE in Charlotte, NC. Hosted by? None other than yours truly! el-cigar-newbie!!

Yes! el newbie Nation has their Mambo shoes on, dancing and puffing this GALA EVENT away!! CIG-ARAZZI cameras thick as Churchill cigar smoke! We bringing the CIGA-POCALYPSE 2016-17 to a standstill today!! Sending the Cig-ombies into hiding!! el-cigar-newbie is considering taking the Birthday Bash National!!! Think of it, el newbie Nation! A “The National Annual el-cigar-newbie Birthday Bash!!! Now that got a ring to it!

*BREAKING NEWS!!! From the enN (el newbie Nation) Underground Newsroom!

FDA suspends…huh!? oh! wait! Not suspends?? but postpones? just for 90 days!!? anonymous insiders are reporting the USJD found a cigar butt ash mess of the imposed “efduh? deeming rules”, and have to clean it up!! Thus once again keeping the Cigar industry holding its collective breath! The suspense is causing el-cigar-newbie to fast puff his cigar!!!

PARTY OVER HERE!!! el newbie Nation is wearing out the floor! Merenge pegaito-o-o!! Weepaa!!! As you can no doubt see we bees gettin down!! Time for el-cigar-newbie to get his party on!! Until next year!!!

TOBACCONIST UNIVERSITY TIP#557:

Bunching techniques in descending order of complexity are entubado, accordion, book and the machine assisted Lieberman.

First Time Smokes Since the Last Post:

AMAZON BASIN
CAO AMAZON BASIN – tampahumidor.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RICOS DOMINICANOS
RICOS DOMINICANOS – bestcigarprices.com
UMBAGOG
UMBAGOG – 2 Guys Smoke Shop
RP CT
ROCKY PATEL CONNECTICUT – CRA.com (Membership smoke)
ASHTON ESG
ASHTON ESG – cigar.com

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