Ciga-bomb news flash!!! as reported by halfwheel.com! el newbie Nation, we have a potential Ciga-Nomic Ciga-pocalyspe!!!! YES!! you heard el-cigar-newbie correctly!! A Ciga-nomic Ciga-pocalypse about to give the cigar world a cigar ash double tap!!! Compounding the potential damage the … Continue reading The “Bubble Report”?
“JEB! JEB! They got me JEB! “Dang Greenhorn!” whispers Jeb to himself, and yells back as he pulls out his Roll Your Own kit. “YEP! They got ya Tenderfoot!” “OH! oh! It hurts JEB! Hurts bad!!” Tenderfoot hollers. “DANG Greenhorn!” … Continue reading RYO!! (Roll Your Own!)
“Now the party didn’t start till I walked in, an’ I probably won’t leave until the thing ends, but in the mean time, the in between time, if you work your thing then I’ll work mine…” (Five Minutes of Funk … Continue reading Feliz Cumpleanos! Happy Birthday! el-cigar-newbie!!
el newbie Nation as you may be aware, el-cigar-newbie recently threw my Kangol ball cap into the race for VPOTUS! Why!? because el-cigar-newbie is charismatic, having the pulse of el newbie Nations’ cigar core values, loyal, and an all around … Continue reading el-cigar-newbie for VPOTUS!!?
Recently there were blog reports (thecigarauthority.com, halfwheel.com) about the FDA‘a pending decision to pass laws restricting the cigar business in the US, and the research into the purchase of a cigar smoking machine! impacting the global cigar industry as well … Continue reading POTUS Single Handed Thwarts FDA Global CIGA-POCALYSPE!
Once again el-cigar-newbie has to stand on his humidor to send a message to the self-proclaimed cigar blog professors who continue their nugatory dogma of el newbie Nation! How they are all knowing! because they smoked papyrus cigars with Pharaoh … Continue reading DON’T BE SOLD SHORT!
el newbie Nation! Have you recovered from the glut of “Top” or “Best” of everything cigars yet? Well, el-cigar-newbie has new information now coming to light, digging deep between the lines of cigar bloggers, and cigar reviewers that be; inside … Continue reading Tax Increases, Age Increases, Cigar Bans, Oh my!