Salsa! Merenge!! G Funk p-e-e-u-u-u-u!!! From! Until?? The New e-c-n PICTURE PERFECTO CIGAR LOUNGE in Charlotte, NC. Hosted by? None other than yours truly! el-cigar-newbie!! Yes! el newbie Nation has their Mambo shoes on, dancing and puffing this GALA EVENT … Continue reading Another Annual el-cigar-newbie Birthday Bash!!!
Yes! el newbie Nation! A scientific and medical phenomena! can you say “I’m healed!!”? And yes! el-cigar-newbie will offer luciferous data! now revealed! and the symptoms of them, as only renown authorities can explain!… UPDATE!! Live from the enN (el … Continue reading Cranky? Can’t Concentrate? Too Noisy? Here’s The Cure!
Missed!!?? How!? el-cigar-newbie, in the derigueur of uploading the Favorite First Time Smokes of 2016!! But! but!! to correct the oversight, el-cigar-newbie wassails!!! The K. A. Kendal 7-20-4 Hustler!! el-cigar-newbies “Featured Image”!!! This rectitude will also create a frondesence! of … Continue reading Holiday Season!! Candy Canes! Peppermint Sticks!…Uh!? Barber Poles??!!
Completing el newbie Nation’s year in review, in this post, and for the first time! el-cigar-newbie will reveal this year’s First Time Smokes favorites! but first from the el newbie Nation underground! Anonymous sources are reporting that federal big wigs, … Continue reading el-cigar-newbie’s 2016 First Time Smokes Favorites!!
Yes! el newbie Nation!!! let el-cigar-newbie soliloquize my latest blogging success!!! But first, a hot item from the el newbie Nation underground!! Congressman Mark Meadows (R-North Carolina), House Freedom Caucus incoming chair, consisting of House members moving to eliminate governments … Continue reading el-cigar-newbie’s Gone Global!!!
efduh? Ciga-pocalypse 2016: Day 102 – Today unnamed officials high up the Federal food chain administration discovered the holiday bonuses, promised by the release of this efduh? strain causing the Premium cigar industry Ciga-pocalypse was unavailable! and promptly brought the … Continue reading From the enN (el newbie Nation) Underground
When the FDA set off its secret weapon; the “premium cigar eliminator regulations”, mass confusion and fear shook the cigar world!!! When??!? el newbie Nation?? Day ZERO: AUGUST 8th, 2016. Since that day premium cigar prices are skyrocketing! and regular … Continue reading FDA CIGA-POCALYPSE 2016 – Day 17